Alison Goes to London

It is 2050, and Alison Bates travels to London to study at the Royal Academy of Fucking... 

CHAPTER ONE:
A SEXY TALKING ASSHOLE ON THE WHITESHIT EXPRESS

“Fucking or Non-Fucking?” asked the lady behind the ticket counter.

“Fucking, please,” replied Alison confidently.

“First Class or Shit Class?”

“First, please.”

“Two-berth, four-berth, or seat?”

“Uh… what’s the difference?”

“Well, it’s a long journey, so frankly, if you’re planning on doing any fucking, I would avoid the seat carriages. You can just about give a blowjob, but there’s barely room to spread your legs. Are you travelling alone?”

“Yes.”

“Then I’d go for a four-berth fucker. More fun that way: you might get a nice little orgy going.”

Claire's Cunt Kitchen

 

This two-part “Christmas special” follows on from the conclusion of Alison Goes to London – but it can also stand alone. It is 2051, and under the “Enlightenment”, Europe is ruled by Pleasure, and love is eschewed. Claire and Bradley have graduated from the Royal Academy of Fucking and, assisted by their friend, up-and-coming anal slut Riley, have set up a fuck-café in Cuntden Market. However, their best friend Alison has fled the Union and has married Rob who, being black, is an “Undesirable” under Enlightenment law. Alison’s parents, pillars of the fucking establishment (her father being the CEO of the biggest butt-plug company in Europe) are, naturally, scandalised. At least, London’s Princess Asshole Hospice is now free of its sadistic former director Dr Hildegard Fotzenficker and her sidekick Nurse Datchet. It was Hildegard who brutally killed Rob’s father; despite this, Rob tried – and failed – to save Hildegard’s life before she fell to her death at 38B Tottenham Cunt Road last year.

Young Cunts

 

This is an Alison Goes to London ambiquel –
which is, of course, a cross between a prequel and a sequel.

 It is dedicated to Violet,
who always said she would like to read a story about young Cunts. 

A Ouettecunte Family Affair

 Sadly, this story cannot be published here. However, you can read it here or here.

How Harriet Learnt to Smoke and Fuck and Love Jesus

 

Prologue

Report:
Harriet Danes
Upper Sixth Form
Kunt College
July 2049

Dear Mr & Mrs Danes,

Harriet has had a very successful first year in Sixth Form. Her marks so far in her chosen ‘A’-Levels – English Literature, French and Fucking – have been very impressive. But quite apart from her academic success, she has proved herself to be a fine example of a New Enlightenment young lady, liberally fucking many of her student colleagues as well as several of the academic staff. She has also availed herself of many of the enrichment activities available here at Kunt, and has become a stalwart of our twice-weekly Porn Club. I am delighted that she has chosen to take Further Fucking in her second year as a fourth ‘A’-Level. She has also signalled her interest in applying for a place at the Royal Academy of Fucking in autumn 2050 – an ambitious goal, but one which should be within her grasp if she applies herself assiduously to her studies.